Daydreams of the housebound and crazy

Cuddle fatigue. That’s what my therapist calls the feeling I get at the end of the day when I don’t want any person to get within three feet of me. When she first said it I was like holy crap, I didn’t know there was a term that could so accurately describe wanting to flick […]

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Lessons from the dojo

Yesterday the biggest of my little mates had a karate lesson. It was only his third lesson, and he’s a shy kinda guy with these things – likes to hang back and watch, needs lots of encouragement from me to get involved (even though you can tell just by looking at him that he’s fanging […]

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Dear Beyonce

Dear Beyonce, The internet just told me that you’re pregnant again. With twins! There you are on Instagram looking like a total goddess; a gorgeous display of flowers as your backdrop, your perfectly coiffed curls draped in netting all arty-like, cradling your growing belly with lovely manicured mama hands:

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Er, school… what?

On Friday I picked up school enrolment forms for LV. I’m having some trouble getting my head around all this because:

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Calling a spade a spade

You take a measly couple of years off writing and next thing you know, BAM, there are mum blogs all over the internet. I mean, there always have been, but the phenomenon is all jacked up on steroids now. There’s a whole local mum blog community that I was completely unaware of, despite being bang […]

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#YOLO

12 weeks twins ultrasound scan

So here’s something. Last year we found out we were having a baby. YAY! And then it all went wrong and we lost the baby in the first trimester. Not yay. Part of me wanted to write about it at the time, but nobody even knew we were pregnant and it wasn’t a very happy […]

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